To: Men

To the wonderful men who fill our lives,
After spending the time to make incredible homemade, dark chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin cookies, every last bit of cookie dough MUST be utilized. DO NOT immediately clean the beater in the sink. God gave us the utensils to thoroughly rid the beater of all it's dough.....our tongue. While I REALLY appreciate your helpfulness and realize that not every male will even think to clean a beater at all....please, please at least take the time to savor the goodness that was left (most often strategically left) on the beater (bowl, spoon, etc...). Waste not, want not :)
Sincerely,
Those who love food....and chocolate